//Jason

Follow @Burk on Micro.blog.

Me: Hi, I am selling this thing for $800.

Craigslist: Will you consider taking $300?
or
Craigslist: I’ll take it off your hands for $100.
or
Craigslist: I will give you $1,200 if you next day air ship it to my sick nephew in Belarus.

Me: 🤦‍♂️…